3: Man Laws
Grilling is ALWAYS the first choice of cooking! |
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Cutting meat to check for DONENESS is like sawing down a tree to find its age |
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A garnish is a bad disguise for not buying enough food. |
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Two months’ salary is a small price to pay for fireworks. |
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Vegetarianism is to be encouraged, as it leaves more meat for us Normal people. |
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The barbeque chef shall be kept hydrated at all times. |
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The collapse of a lawn chair by someone sitting in it is only funny if it’s someone else. |
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A proper sear negates any harmful effect of a steak falling on the ground. |
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The cheaper the beer., the more loudly you should say how cold it is. |
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Flare-ups will be handled calmly and discreetly until such time as flames spread to a national park. |
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Due to the delicate balance & concentration required, the user of a hammock should not be disturbed under any circumstances. |
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The loss of one's eyebrows during the BBQ lighting process is only funny when it's not your eyebrows that are singed or missing. |